Lexie and Izzy's Fan Site: Our 1st Grader

What I Overhear My Kids Saying...

"Mom, do you have Google Crumb?" (Lexie 11/7/12 - meaning to say Google Chrome)
"Why is the computer hot? Is there an action figure in there?" (Izzy 3/23/12)
"Are we going to the crab store?" Aka Trader Joe's (Izzy 2/29/12)
"That is Auntie Chelle with her yellow hair. I don't like the black hair cuz then she is not really Auntie Chelle." (Izzy 2/15/12)
"Thank you for calling. I'm a Conky-Hair [Concierge after her Mom]!" (Izzy 12/11)
"Mom, I need to ignore you right now because I am practicing for school to ignore the distractions." (Lexie 8/11)
"Izzy is my favorite animal because she acts like an animal." (Lexie 6/11)
"The Simpson's is an inipprokriate (inappropriate) show." (Lexie 4/11)
"I don't like the blonde cookies, just the chocolate ones." (Izzy 3/11)
"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a Nun." (Izzy 1/11)
"When I have my own house, you can come over for dinner and I'll make Macaroni and Cheese." (Lexie 1/11)
"If I get big [older] like you Mom, a baby will pop out of my belly button too." (Izzy 10/10)
"Hey you, take it easy!" (Lexie 9/10)
"You can't have a Band-Aid on forever or else you'll get a stinky knee!" (Lexie 9/10)
"Mom, you're old...like 13." (Lexie 7/10)
"I'm not your dude!" (Lexie 7/10)